Lancashire hotpot, or lamb stew

I wanted to make a lamb chop casserole, but when we went to the market to get some chops for the casserole, our friendly market butcher told us (in a blend of about 4 languages plus a lot of gesturing) that we'd ruin his very special chops if we stewed them, and so we should use shoulder meat instead.

It was fantastic.

I've adapted Nigel Slater's recipe ever so slightly, with a couple of extras on my part. All in all, it was very good, very quick, and rather tasty. This is perfect for a dark autumn evening, and the best part is it takes all of about 90 minutes to cook, from start to finish.

The portions are allegedly for 3, but I'd say you could stretch this out to about 4 or 5.

Ingredients:

Olive oil
600-700 g lamb shoulder, cut into bigger-than-bitesize pieces
1-2 carrots, roughly chopped
2-3 stalks celery, roughly chopped
2 onions, sliced
2 tbsp plain flour
900 ml-1 l beef stock (I used Bovril - 1 tsp per 250ml)
1-2 tomatoes
Thyme (8 sprigs or a lot of dried stuff)
1 bay leaf
100 g butter
2 roasting potatoes, cut into 0.5 cm-thick slices
salt and pepper to taste

Heat some oil in a medium- to large-sized pan (mine was 26 cm, which was big enough, or even too big) and brown the lamb on all sides (about 6 minutes all told) then move to a cast-iron pot (something you can heat over a flame on the stove and put in the oven). Depending on how fatty the lamb is, you might need to add some more olive oil in. If needed, do so now. Add the carrots, celery, and onion, cook for around 4-5 minutes until brown or soft, then stir in the flour, coating the vegetables in it. Cook for another 2-3 minutes, then pour in the stock, stir in so there is no lumpy flour, and simmer until the mixture has thickened. Pour the contents of the pan into the cast-iron pot, add in the tomatoes, 7 sprigs of thyme, and the bay leaves, season, and stir all together, then bring to the boil. Reduce temperature so the mixture is just simmering. Melt the butter, then layer the potato slices across the stew, overlapping where necessary and covering the top of the mixture. Brush the butter over the potatoes (or, if you're like me, you can pour the butter over everything), then shove it in the oven for an hour or so. I cooked it with the lid on for about 30 minutes, then took it off and cooked it without the lid for the last 30 minutes.

Serve with some crusty bread on the side.

Pork chops with red wine, apple and onion sauce, served with mashed potatoes and carrots

Adaptation of something I found from Martha Stewart, plus a little bit extra. Came out wonderfully well - very recommend.

Ingredients:
4-6 potatoes, peeled and chopped up
2-3 carrots, peeled and chopped up
1 onion, finely diced
Butter and milk (for mash)
4 pork chops, seasoned and covered with mustard
Oil
A big chunk of butter
2-3 apples (depending on size), cored and sliced thin
2-3 onions, sliced
1 cup red wine (it's very important you use red wine - it gives it a lovely taste)
Mustard to serve

Boil your potatoes and carrots until they are soft enough to mash. Add in diced onion, butter and milk (enough to make it interesting, but not so much that you're eating mashed potato soup). Season to taste and then put to one side.

Pour a bit of oil into a large grill pan or frying pan, and once heated, put the pork chops in and brown for 5 minutes on one side, then flip over and brown on the other for another 5. Remove from the pan and add the apples and onions, cooking until the onions are soft. Add in your wine to deglaze the pan, then return your chops to the pan, cover the chops with some of the onion and apple mix, and cook over a medium-high heat for about 15 minutes, turning halfway through. Serve over the mash and with some mustard on the side.

Goulash

Something from a while back. Very rich, very filling, very good.

Ingredients:

500 g stewing beef, cut up into 1 cm cubes
50 g oil
100 g onion
5 tsp paprika
1 chilli (or to taste)
2 litres water
2-3 potatoes
1.5 tsp salt
2 carrots
Parsley to taste (although I left this out and replaced it with celery)
1 tsp caraway (also known as fennel or cumin, I guess, or harilik köömen)
25 ml thick cream
For the dumplings:
1 egg
150 g flour

1) Dice onions and fry until soft.
2) Add 1 tsp paprika and the chilli.
3) Add beef, mix well, then add carrot, parsley/celery, cream and caraway seeds. As the mixture cooks, top up with water if it dries out.
4) Once the beef has cooked, cover with water and add diced potatoes and salt. Cook until soft.
5) Once potatoes are ready, mix the egg and flour together, break off small pieces to make dumplings, and boil the pastry until ready.

Jungle Curry

This stuff is all a matter of personal taste - as hot or mild as you want. The first time I had it, I was caught short in the middle of a class the next day. Not the most pleasant experience of my life. The meal was fantastic though. Here's my take on the subject. Not quite as good as the original, but it does the trick.

Should serve 3-4 people, depending on quantities

200g of chicken or pork (original recipe stated that it should be wild meat. If you can get some boar or metsasealiha, then all the better. Otherwise, chicken on the bone works nicely)
Vegetables, primarily brinjals, cherry tomatoes, bamboo shoots, and mushrooms
Coriander, Thai basil, and chillies

Curry paste:

1/2 an onion or equivalent in shallots
1 1/2 inches or so of galangal or ginger (about 3-4 tbsp, fresher is obviously better. If you use dried stuff, soak it then mash it up using a pestle and mortar)
1 tbsp green peppercorns (not blue ones)
2 tbsp lemongrass (fresher is better, and if dried, see above)
a lot of garlic, to taste basically
Lime leaves, again, to taste
Lime zest
Lime juice (just, use lime. Somewhere. Anywhere)
Coriander root
2 1/2 to 3 tbsp fish sauce (although you might want to add this to the pan, not the sauce. Up to you. Try either way)
1/2-1 tsp of shrimp paste
A few chillies, dried or otherwise (to taste)
A 400ml tin of coconut milk

Blend all the stuff for the paste in a food processor. Brown the chicken in a wok, add the vegetables and cook for a bit, then add the paste. Close to the end, add the coriander et al, and serve over rice.

There is obviously more than one way to skin a cat. This recipe is something I've pieced together, and it is quite tasty, although not overly spicy. Try using extra coconut milk or coconut butter if you are so inclined, for something thicker and creamier. Or add extra ginger to the meat, not the sauce (try strips of ginger). Any way you work it, it works out well.

Enjoy.

Coq au vin

I've been wanting to try coq au vin for a while now. I finally got round to making it tonight. It was lovely. It's remarkably easy too, for something so tasty.


Coq au vin - serves about 3-4 people

750g chicken legs and thighs
150g bacon, sliced
4-5 medium-sized onions in quarters, or 10-15 shallots, peeled and sliced in half
4 cloves of garlic (mine were minced, but you can also just peel the cloves)
1 cup chicken stock
1 cup red wine (the drier the better)
Bay leaves
Thyme (fresh is better, but dry will do)
Salt and pepper to taste
250g mushrooms

Brown the bacon in a big pot. Remove, but leave the fat behind. Add the onions and chicken, and brown well over a medium heat for about 10 min or so. Halfway through, add the garlic. Add the stock, wine and herbs, and put the bacon back in. Cover and simmer for about 20-30 min, until the chicken is cooked through. It will probably look pink or crimson. THIS IS NORMAL. When done, remove the chicken and onions from the liquid, and add the mushrooms to the sauce. Reduce the sauce over a high temperature by about 75 percent. When done, put the chicken and onions back in the pot, heat up, and mix in. Serve over something - we had mashed potatoes, but some pasta would probably work too. I also recommend some bread on the side.

Enjoy.

Bobotie

For those of you who are not of Seffrican descent, bobotie is/was the official dish of South Africa, much as the croissant is of France and crappy everything is of the UK. This is a relatively easy dish to make, unlike anything from France, and tastes really good, unlike anything from the UK. If you can get your hands on it, it goes best with Mrs HS Balls's chutney. If you can't, make your own, or find some in a supermarket. Can't help you there yet, but when I do, I'll let you know.

2 slices white bread (save up your stale offcuts, they work much better than fresh bread)

2 onions, diced

25g butter

2 garlic cloves, crushed

1kg packet lean minced beef

2 tbsp curry paste

3 cloves

1tsp mixed herbs

1 tbsp allspice (this I got from the original recipe I used. I didn't know what it was, and if you're as ignorant as I was, it's a very common spice in Caribbean cuisine)

2 tbsp peach or mango chutney

3 tbsp raisins

6 bay leaves

300ml (full cream if possible) milk

2 large eggs

Heat oven to 180C. Soak the bread in cold water while doing the other stuff.

Fry the onions in the butter. Add the garlic and beef and brown the beef. Stir in the curry paste, mixed herbs, spices, chutney, raisins and 2 of the bay leaves with 1 tsp salt and plenty of ground black pepper.

Cover and simmer for 10 mins. Squeeze the water from the bread, then beat into the meat mixture until well blended. Tip into an oval ovenproof dish - about 23 x 33cm and about 5-6cm deep. Press the mixture down well and smooth the top.

For the topping, beat the milk and eggs with seasoning, then pour over the meat. Top with the remaining bay leaves and bake for 35-40 mins until the topping is set and starting to turn golden.

The topping is rather very important. If it ain't there, you're doing it wrong.

Serve it with yellow rice: shove 1 1/2 cups of rice into a pot with water according to directions, along with 1/2 a cinnamon stick, 5 tbsp of raisins and 1 tsp of turmeric. If you want to be fancy, put some cardamon in as well.


This is an adaptation of a BBC recipe - who would have known the Brits could make good Saffer food?

Sex Chicken Pesto Pasta

This one was something a friend made for us one very cold winter's evening. Lovely stuff, very easy. It is magical stuff, and if you are using it for a date, it will work wonders (hence the name). I can't remember the exact details, but I've adapted it and changed it (probably) and it still tastes pretty good. And it's dead easy.

Ingredients: (this should feed 4)

500g chicken breast, in smallish chunks
3 cloves garlic
2 onions
150g sun-dried tomatoes diced
2 1/2 tbsp green pesto
(Optional) mushrooms, peppers, Worcester sauce, 400g tin of tomatoes
Pasta of choice (macaroni or fettuccine should be best)
White cheese (feta or otherwise)
Salt and pepper to season

Mix the chicken, one onion, garlic, tomatoes, and 1 1/2 tbsp pesto and put to one side, the longer the better, but for at least an hour. Chop up the other onion, mushrooms, peppers, etc, fry them up. Prepare the pasta as directed. When everything is ready, shove it in a bowl with cheese on top. Enjoy.

Chickeney Garlicky Honeyey Orangey Gingery Goodness

I quite enjoy cooking, which most of you should know. I've tried some rather interesting recipes, some of which worked better than others, and some of which could have used a bit of tweaking. The suggestion was made to start a collection of things I've made or done or whatnot, with appropriate thanks to whomever I owe a full belly.

Any thoughts, comments, or tales of wretchedness following an attempt at a recipe, please let me know. Also, please email and tell me stuff, which I will possibly try, possibly not. If I do, you can be sure I will let you know...

First one I owe to a hairy Welshman. I haven't the foggiest idea of its name, so it is hereafter known as the chickeney garlicky honeyey orangey gingery goodness. Directions are for a wok, but I made it in a pot. Be careful with the sweetness - I slightly overdid the honey, which made it a bit sweet for my taste; but it was pretty fantastic otherwise.

Chickeney Garlicky Honeyey Orangey Gingery Goodness: (makes enough for about 500g of chicken, or about 4 people)

500g chicken breasts
2-3 tbsp clear honey
2 large oranges
ginger (2 thumb-sized pieces)
1 or 2 red onions and spring onions
egg noodles (1 pack should do)
3 or 4 garlic cloves
a generous amount of soy sauce
parsley
a carrot
chilli flakes
sesame oil (optional, didn't use as I didn't have it)

Fry the diced chicken in olive oil for a few minutes. Add the juice and zest of one orange and 2 or 3 tablespoons of clear honey, grated ginger (a thumb sized piece) and salt and pepper to taste. Fry until the juices have evaporated and the meat is cooked.
Cook noodles and drain. In a wok, heat olive oil and add the carrot (finely sliced into ribbons), onion and spring onions (chopped). Fry for a few minutes on a low heat. Add crushed garlic (3 or 4 cloves, depending on taste), another thumb sized grated piece of ginger, and some optional dried chilli flakes. Fry for a further minute. Add soy sauce (3 or 4 tablespoons, according to taste), and juice and zest of the other orange, and optional sesame oil (a tablespoon or two). Fry for another minute. Stir the parsley (chopped) and the previously cooked noodles, and fry for a bit more until fully mixed through.

When made for me before, it was fantastically brilliant - I made it and let it get a bit dry, so be careful about that.

Very tasty. Enjoy, taste, have fun.